Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
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