i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
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