Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
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