Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
Randomize
