So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
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