Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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