haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
I'm sad I can't be there is wknd, I'm laying on the beach and daydreaming of you / crying a bit
I'm watching a porn and daydreaming of you. Sounds like we both need Kleenex
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
You just kept screaming "COME GET ME OFFICER, MY ALLIGATOR MEANS BUSINESS" while swinging a beanie baby alligator at him.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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