I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
One of my students in my 8am class brought me a Tim Hortons cup with a bloody Mary in it. Clearly, I didn't manage to look not drunk when I ran into him at Denny's at 4am. Who decided to let me teach?
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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