So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
I was in the bathroom and her cat just looked at my penis with a profound hatred.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
MIDGETS
????
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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