There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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