quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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