i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
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