guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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