i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
No more Irish car bombs ever.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
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