Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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