No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
i came home at 4 a.m. and made a dozen eggs and three lbs. of bacon. my mom woke up and the only thing she was pissed about was that i used the whole carton of eggs, but then she sat down and ate with me
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
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