She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Don't be mad at me. I know peeing in your drawer is 1 thing and peeing on you while you're sleeping is another, but im sorry..i love you
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
When you consider the sheer number of events that had to occur in order to prevent me from fucking her, there must be a god
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
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