Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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