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who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
So, the officer that worked my wreck, I'm rockin his world tonight. He saw me high on morphine in the ER. So he knows my level of crazy. Think he'll agree to wear his gun?
So many things can go wrong tonight.
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
Are you drunk? You left me a voicemail at 5:59 AM of you making dolphin sounds.
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