Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
Kareoke will never be a sober sport
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
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