Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
Totally just locked myself outside of my house, in my robe, with the fedex man and a box of sex toys. Not my week.
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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