do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
Randomize
