Im at strip club and am horny
I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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