let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
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