doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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