I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
It's shark week go big or go home
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
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