he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
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