I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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