All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
I was looking through my facebook friends list to see how many ppl on the list i've hooked up with, and was effectively reminded of my failed friendships, relationships, fuck budy-ships, friends with benefits, and "i cant remember if i ever did shit with him but we're awkward now" ships.
If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
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