it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
Randomize
