Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
My mom just drunkenly told me i was conceived in the back of a car, at a Bon Jovi concert.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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