If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
You owe me 10 bucks. He wasnt in jail. Found him at 530 this morning when the smoke alarm went off. He passed out naked in the middle of cooking bacon. No idea where he was before that.
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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