butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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I went to the gynecologist and they said, "you're the most fun person we've ever had," and i thought, "that's exactly why i'm here!"
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
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