Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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