I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
Getting knocked up by someone with a good job and a big dick, okay. I can handle that. Getting knocked up by someone who sells dildos for a living and has a tiny dick, SOMEBODY is losing a pair of balls.
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