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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
you fucking puked into the top of the beer bong while i was chugging from it. when i realized i was chugging your vomit, i vomitted on the floor. she kicked us both out.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
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