gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
I was so stoned on the way to work, I pretended you were in the car with me. We sang "Mrs. Jackson" by outkast.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
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