dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I don't know how this happened but I got an email thanking me for being a Waffle House regular. HOW DO THEY KNOW?? Maybe I need to stop going there shitfaced.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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