We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
That's how pantless uber rides happen
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