Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
Thanks for stealing lime trees for me at 4:00 am. We're well on our way to having sustainable supplies for mojitos this summer.
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
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