Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
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