That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
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