You really coming over, don't trick.
It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
Randomize
