My face smells like last night's lay. I need a whore bath. Or a corndog.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
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