whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
they're like a gay fantastic four
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
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