I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
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