that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
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