Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
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