have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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