you were definitelymotorboating random chicks as they walked out of the bar. just like, down the line. you kept yelling "Motor Boats for everyone!!!!"
This house was built for laser tag.
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
Chasing my kid around a 30' jungle gym was not how I envisioned spending the day off work to recover from a vasectomy.
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
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