Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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