ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
Randomize
