I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
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