Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
As punishment for throwing up on my car, I am holding your phone hostage until the morning. You can read this message after I drop it off.
I thought it was my alarm clock, turns out it was her vibrator still going off on the side of my face.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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