He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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