I bet he comes in French.
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
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